A New Vampire in Forks

"Exactly," Alice nodded. "Sorry, sweetheart. Do you wanna go out with me or something? As friends, like shopping or maybe clubbing or something, night's approaching awfully quick."

"I know a GREAT lil' club in Seattle!" said Robby, smiling happily. "If you don't mind gay clubs, of course...."

"That sounds like fun! Hold on..." Alice dashed off to her bedroom and changed into a low-cut black shirt and jeans. She went back to the living room. "How do I look?" she penned a note to her family:

Am going to gay club with Roberto Cavalli, will be back soon. DO NOT WORRY! Love, Alice

"Nice." said Robby, nodding. "Any of youru bros my size? Or maybe your hubby? this isn't exactly club stuff..." He jestured to his loose jeans, hoddy, and black T-shirt.

"Oh, sure, hold on, I think Edward's stuff would fit you best," Alice went off to Edward's room and borrowed a button down shirt and tighter fitting jeans. "What do you think? I'm sure Edward won't mind."

"Thanks!" said Robby, taking them before rushing upstairs, , changing into teh outfit; he looked at loeast nineteen now. "Ahh, much better. Teh clothes make the man."

"Indeed they do," Alice smiled. "Shall we go?" she asked as she led Robby down towards the garage where her Porsche was. "This will be EPIC!"

"Woah... a 911 Turbo?" asked RObby, eyes sparkling. "Alice, I think I love you."

"Haha, thanks dollface," Alice laughed as she got into the car. "Buckle up!" she warned Robby as she hit the gas. Extremely hard.

"Never call me that." said Robby, punching the air. "Yeah! Go, baby, go!"

"What, dollface?" Alice grinned mischievously. After roughly ten minutes of INTENSE DRIVING, the vampire duo arrived at the gay club. "Is this the place?" she asked Robby.

"Yes to both." said Robby, stepping out of teh car.

"Epic," Alice smiled as she got out of the car. "Let's do this!" she cheered. I hope the Cullens don't mind this... she chuckled at their response to this.

Robby led Alice up to thedoor, where a tall, muscular man block3d the door. He let the two of them, revealing seizure-inducing strobes.

Alice looked around in wonder, "Oh, man, this is awesome," she breathed as she took in the lights. "Shall we dance?" she grabbed Robby's hand and started off towards the dance floor.

"Sorry, hun... I need to see some people first.' said Robby, smiling as e walked away.

"Oh, fine," Alice pouted as Robby walked away. Now what? I hate being alone like this...I KNOW no one's going to hit on me, this being a gay club, but I still feel vulnerable... Somewhat frustrated, she went over to a table in the corner and sat down, feeling like an emo kid.

Robby ran back over, smiling. "Sorry. eeded to say hi to a few friends. Sill wanna dance?" he asked, holding out his hand; a new song started up in the background.

"[i]You change your mind like a girl changes clothes,
Yeah you PMS like a bitch, I would know...."

"Sure!" Alice smiled as she took Robby's hand and went to the dance floor with him. "So, who were you talking to? I didn't think vampires had friends," she teased playfully as she danced.

"Well, some of us do." said Robby, smiling as he cocked his head. "After over four ceturies, you get connections."

"Haha, what kind of connections?" Alice asked. "Sorry for being nosy, but I find it highly unlikely you're in the drug dealing business," she joked playfully.

"I'm mafia, not a dealer." he said, laughing a bit.

"Oh?" Alice raised an eyebrow. "Niiiiiiiice."

"Italian Mafia, babe." said Robby, winking. "Pays great, and I can't get whacked."

Alice laughed, "Sounds wonderful. Maybe I'll look into it. Make an American Mafia," she teased lightly.