A New Vampire in Forks

"So....what do you say?" Alice asked the bouncer.

"Bye bye, crazy," he said as he prepared to kick her out of the club.

"Um, I meant, hey look, RAPE!" Alice screamed and pointed out the door.

"Huh?" the bouncer looked off in that direction, giving Alice ample time to rush over to Robby.

"I'm never doing that again," she shook her head.

"...You are fing insane, aren't you?" asked Robby, looking at her unsurely.

"Not terribly insane, just healthily crazy," Alice admitted. "Do I scare you?"

"Not really." said RObby, leaning back. "How long have you been eighteen?"

"Since 1901," Alice said softly as not to be overheard. "How long have you been fourteen?"

"Fifteen fifty four." said RObby, just as quietly.

"Oh, wow," Alice was quiet for once, taking in this information. "That sucks," she hugged Robby.

Robby smiled, huggin Alice back. He giggled a bit. "You know, you remind me of my sister...."

"You had a sister?" Alice asked. "What was she like?"

"COmpletelly random, a bit on teh wild side, but all in all very sweet." said Robby. "The kicker is; her name was Alicia."

"Oh, wow," Alice breathed. "Really?"

"yeah." said Robby, nodding. "but she was tall and blonde."

"Of course," Alice grumbled. "Everyone's either tall, blonde, or both."

RObby hugged the short vampiress, giggling. "Aww, I'm sorry!

Alice hugged him back, "It's okay, I'm used to it," she smiled at Robby.

Robby sighed, leaning on teh bar as he looked at his nails.

"The night is young, what do we do now?" Alice inquired after a quick glance at the bar clock.

"Well, I WAS planning on going home with someone, but that dream's shot." said Robby, looking at Alice, "Unless you're willing to share your husband."

"Sorry, but no," Alice smiled apologetically. "We'll find you someone, don't worry, Robby!"

"Thanks." said RObby, looking up to teh stage; he walked up, grabbing the microphone.

Alice watched curiously, wondering what Robby was going to do. Don't do anything stupid, kid, she worried to herself.

RObby winked at her. "Okay, folks; how's everyone doing tonight?" The crowd responded with an enthusiastic cheer; most recognized him as the owner. His stubble and above-average height made him seem at least nineteen, as opposed to the young teen he was.

Alice leaned against the bar carelessly and watched Robby, wondering what the hell he was doing.

"I'd like to take this moment to thank the banmd for their performance." he said, bowing to them; he smiled, a mischevious light in his eyes. "Okay folks; I'm declaring open mic! If anyone has a song they'd like to perform, it's your time to shine!"

"Oh snap," Alice laughed at just who would actually perform. Probably some drunks, oh, this will be fun, she smiled to herself.