A New Vampire in Forks

"Don Cullen, eh?" asked Robby, smiling.

"Exactly, how do you think the other Cullens would react?" Alice smiled. "We could rule over Forks here! That'd be epic!"

Wait--power mad is baaaaaaaaaaaad, Alice! the voice in her head cautioned.

Screw you! she responded violently.

"Ehh..." said Robby, pausing. "Not the best idea.... Besides, I don't think you'd look that good in a big fedora."

"You're probably right," Alice shrugged as she danced. "How did you come across this place, anyway?"

"Again, I've had time." said Robby, smiling mysteriously. "And, ya know, I kinda own it."

"Haha niiiiiice," Alice laughed. "When and how did you acquire this place?"

"It was around the eighties. A friend and I were playing poker, and he bet the club. I ended up with a royal flush."

"Very nice," Alice smiled. "Shall we go chat up some people? I've always been interested in talking to humans, yeah I know it's weird, but it's so much fun to watch their facial expressions," she explained.

"You are so weird." said Robby, shaking his head and putting a hand on Alice's shoulder. "I think I'm gonna like you, Alice."

"Thanks Robby," Alice smiled warmly at him. "I think I'm going to like you as well," she said as she grabbed his hand and went even deeper into the crowd.

Robby smiled at random people, seeing a rather muscular guy at the bar. "Ohh, I call him!" he said, eyes wide.

"Don't you call everyone, technically? I am married..." Alice's voice trailed off as she saw a not-so-muscular but still really hot guy. "Oh my damn, I call him!" she squeed like a fangirl.

"Remember, dear... more than likely he's gay if not bi." said Robby, winking as he strayed to the bar.


Oh god, evil ideas]

"Oh..." Alice was quiet as she followed Robby to the bar. "Why are all the hot guys taken or gay?"

(Evil ideas? Oh my... XD)

"It's an evolutionary mystery, dear." said Robby, sitting at the bar next to the guy.

...Just picturing Jasper here. Dunno why.]

"Then it's up to me to unravel that mystery, right?" Alice muttered in Robby's ear, then went to go sit down next to the other guy, watching Robby and his guy interestedly.

(Haha, oh wow.)

Robby looked to the other, brushing the hair from his eyes. "Hi..." he said, a bit shyly.

Alice motioned to him, trying to tell him to be assertive. The guy she was sitting next to gave her an odd look. "Um, hey. I'm trying to help someone get a guy," she explained. "Hope I'm not disturbing you."

Robby whispered to her lowly, "I get more boys with a shy act." The other male looked at him, smiling. "Hey," he said; his eyes were an unusual crimson-brown.

"Oh," Alice's eyes widened. "Gotchya." Then she smiled sweetly at the guy next to her. "Guess my services aren't needed after all," she said, "Unless there's a guy you want as well...?"

"Well, maybe..." said the man lowly. His gaze was on one of the bouncers.

Alice turned her gaze in that direction, taking in the bouncer's appearance. Tall, dark, and handsome. Exactly her type. Sigh. She really needed to find a hot straight guy.

You mean like Jasper? asked a little voice in her head.

Shut up! Alice responded, then turned her attention back to the guy. "So, what do you want me to do?"

"No clue," said the man, leaning on the bar.

"I'll go talk to him," Alice sighed as she got up and crossed the bar to the bouncer. "Hi, you don't know me, but that guy over there thinks you're hot," she pointed out the guy.

Robby sighed, facepalming. "Alice, thou hast no tact." teh guy looked at him, nodding. "Your fag hag?" "Basically."